The assistant that knows how your household works

Your family runs on a hundred things nobody wrote down.

The pickup that can’t be late. The furnace filter nobody owns. The physical that was due in March. Magpie learns how your household actually runs (the week, the house, the plan), then tells you which parts of it don’t work, while there’s still time to change something.

Private by design. What Pip learns about your family stays yours.

Thursday 5 March Today Doesn't work
Nobody’s covering pickup.
3:15
Pickup at Riverside
DW Gate closes 3:20
5:40
Flight lands
SO Airport, 38 min out
6:30
7:15
Soccer ends
IW Eastfield, across town
Doesn't work
Three parts, one household One page of truth. Three things that read it.

They’re three parts of one thing, because the problems are. The plumber can only come Tuesday, and Tuesday is the day nobody’s home. The check-up is due, and the only free morning is the one you were going to spend at the garage. A list on its own doesn’t solve that. They all read the same page.

What ships today

Reading the calendar was never the hard part.

Holding it all in your head was. Calendar is the part of Magpie that’s running now, so here it is in full, the same shape Home and Health will take.

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The week check

The calendar page →

Two parents, and one of them is free on Tuesday evening. Every calendar you own will call that day clear. But the free one has never driven to hockey, and the one who always does is on a call until 6:30. Knowing which parent actually does which thing is the part no calendar holds.

Tuesday
One parent is free. It still doesn’t work.
Tight
5:00
6:30
Client call
SO Sam, downtown
5:00
8:00
Clear all evening
PO Priya, at home
5:45
Hockey pickup
Only Sam does hockey
Tight

Every calendar in the house calls this Tuesday clear, because one parent is free at 5:45. Only Magpie knows that Priya has never driven to hockey. The rink, the gear and the carpool chain are all Sam’s. Free isn’t the same as able to go.

Pip
Sunday 6:00 PM · week of March 2
Thursday Doesn't work

Flight lands 5:40. Soccer ends 6:30 across town. The dog’s been alone since 8am.

→ Nobody’s covering pickup. You need a plan.

Tuesday Tight

Hockey is at 5:45. Sam is on a client call until 6:30. Priya is free, but she’s never driven to hockey.

→ Does Sam move the call, or does Priya go?

Wednesday Can't tell

Looks clear, but I can’t see one work calendar.

Mon, Fri and the weekend look clear.

Say it · or write it yourself
Got it

Tuesdays are free from 5:30 again, so I took it off your rhythm page.

Heard in ·soccer’s done for the season
… and here’s that page
ALWAYS Somebody’s home by six.
DRIVE School run is 25 minutes, not the 12 the map says.
WHO Either of us can do pickup. Only Sam drives to hockey.
IF WE CAN Sunday mornings stay ours.

Everything Magpie knows about your household is one plain page. Change it in conversation, or open it and edit the line yourself. There’s no hidden version.

Across all three Habits of the assistant, not products of their own.
Coming next

Loose ends

The form you said you’d send, the appointment you meant to move, the thing you promised your sister. Kept track of, and raised before it’s late.

Coming next

What I learned this week

Everything new it picked up, offered back to you as a short list to approve or wave off. Nothing is remembered about your family until you say yes.

On the way

Looking things up

Camps, doctors, the plumber who can actually come on Tuesday. Kept well away from everything that knows about your family.

How we build it

Something that knows this much about your family has to be built a particular way.

These aren’t features we added. They’re the shape of the thing, decided before the first line of it existed.

The smallest keyring that works

Every part of Magpie gets the narrowest access that does its job, and not one thing more, even where more would’ve been easier to build.

One job, one wall

The part that reads your calendar can’t reach the part that remembers your family. Each piece gets its own room, and what it can see stops at the door.

The riskiest thing gets isolated first

Anything that reads the open internet is walled off before it ships, not after something goes wrong. The order matters more than the wall.

It never guesses about your life

It’ll ask you. It won’t infer a rule from a pattern and then act on it. A confident wrong answer about your family is worse than no answer at all.

Nothing is kept behind your back

What it learns is offered back before it’s stored, and everything it holds is one page in plain English. Open it, read it, rewrite a line, delete the lot.

A record it can’t rewrite

Everything Magpie does is written down somewhere Magpie itself can’t touch. An assistant that can edit its own history doesn’t really have one.

Why we won’t ship the useful thing first

An assistant that browses the web is obviously useful. It’s also the piece we’re slowest with, on purpose. A page written by a stranger is the easiest way to talk an assistant into doing something stupid. So anything that reads the open web gets its own sealed room before it gets its first page, well away from what Magpie knows about your children. That order costs us features. We think it’s the job.

Early access

Get your Sundays back!

We’re opening Magpie to a few households at a time, so each one gets set up properly. The first conversation matters more than the software does.

No form, no card. We’ll write back with a date.